How to Tell Someone You Hate Them in the Cutest Way Possible
July 16, 2008
Step 1. Go to Lush and purchase a 'Christmas Carol' Bath Fizz.
Step 2. Wrap Bath Fizz and Give to
Step 3. Laugh. Hysterically.
Why Step 3 you say? Because inside that smiling little fairy are 900 million specks of glitter that don't appear until it's too late. Glitter that gets into places on your body you didn't even know you had and leaves a sparkling ring around your tub. Glitter that refuses to come off. Ever.
Labels: anger, awesome, ridiculous
posted by kelly.dee at 1:10 a.m. | Permalink
2 Comments:
At July 18, 2008 at 11:36 a.m.,
kelly.dee
D freaked and said we had to throw out the bath poof because it was tainted then practically scrubbed me raw with a dry towel before he let me into the bed. Then he proceeded to spray down the shower with shower spray and told me it was my job to clean it the next morning.
Damn Lush and their sparkle terrorism!
BAHAHAHAHAHAH.
This happened to Jase and me.
The one and only time Jason agreed to have a "romantic bath"...which is never really romantic but more just a cramped sweaty hot mess...we decided to use a "bath bomb". It ended up being sparkly poison and Jason had to go to work the next day looking like he'd been moonlighting as the toothfairy.
HA!