Burnalicious. Burntastic. Burnorific. These are all words you can use to describe the horrible searing pain that occurs when you accidentally flick toothpaste into your own eyeball, which is precisely what I did this morning. Normally, just keeping your eye closed when something like this happens helps it not to burn. This is not the case with toothpaste. You have exactly 0.5 seconds until your eyeball starts to melt out of your socket to get that shit washed out of there.

Lucky for me this happened approximately 30 seconds after I finished putting on my makeup this morning. Oh and did I mention I just switched to non-waterproof mascara? Life you are hilarious! Making me flick toothpaste into my eye after I just spent 20 minutes getting ready for work and exactly 5 minutes before I have to catch the bus when I am already running late! That was a good one!

Labels: NaBloPoMo, ridiculous