They Call It 'Miracle' For a Reason
June 4, 2008
::miss brandi:: says:
oh that finger hand thing is so kaba modern douche bag copy cat

There's always been this thing throughout food blog land about how Miracle Whip is the devil and only real mayonnaise will ever do. To tell you the truth, I don't know what the difference is except that I happen to actually LIKE Miracle Whip, and I don't even buy the actual brand. I buy 'whipped-salad-dressing-something-or-other.'

I like it and it makes tasty BLT's. Tasty BLT's without tomato, made with turkey bacon instead of actual bacon and slathered in not-mayo-fake-miracle-whip.

Dear Fakey Mayo,

You are delicious. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Here's to not keeping it real.

Love, Kelly

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