Damn you NaBloPoMo why did I decide to do you again?

I've had hiccups almost all day and am just about ready to be put down now. Hiccups are nothing but pure evil. Annoying to the MAX!

There were baby ducks on my driveway earlier today! I wanted to stuff them in my mouth and eat them. I'm going to overdose on baby animal cuteness soon. Just wait, one day I'll watch one too many boston terrier puppy videos on YouTube and start puking up rainbows and you'll find me dead in a pile of fuzzy kitten vomit.

Oh yeah, it'll happen.

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