Exhibit A and B.



Habitual drinking. Doing shots while holding a baby. It's all the same to me.

It's the officially the weekend now and all I can think about is how terrible Monday is going to be and how much less it would suck if I wasn't stuck in limbo in every aspect of my life as it seems. My frustration level is maxed out. Normally I would fix this by going out and buying myself something lovely but my good friend Visa is also maxed out at the moment and would probably spontaneously combust if I tried to use it. This is sad because the sales this weekend are at level awesome. Did you hear me? LEVEL AWESOME!

It is totally going to be a Blockbuster and Mint M&M's night.