Our hot water heater is broken, which means no one can shower until tomorrow and not being able to shower only makes me need to shower more! Especially since I decided it was a good idea to douse myself in celebrity perfume at the drugstore earlier. Yuck!

But smelling bad doesn't matter when the mailman brings you lots of packages full of pretty things! I am actually writing this from beneath a mountain of bubble wrap. Bubble wrap and Pyrex! I really, really love Pyrex, especially when it comes in shades of turquoise and pink. Which I now own both of because I like to have my cake and eat it too. Life saving decision? Forget it. It would go like this:

"You need to decide between these pink or blue vintage bowls or you will DIE!"

"Blue! No Pink! No Blue! Pink? Blue? Pink is really cute but blue is really pretty. Do I want cute or do I want pretty? Can't I have cute and pretty? What if I pick one but then change my mind later? Then what do I do? You know what? I think I just pick both of them. Yea. Both. Both is good."

And then you would have to flip a coin and I would pick the opposite of what the coin decided. And then I would still want what I didn't end up with.

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